WTF?

Finally! With the new ToughGirl, you can run outdoors all year round. Because we are the radical revolutionaries in women’s athletic apparel, our ToughGirl combines innovation, sex appeal, and high performance for a look that will get you out the door and onto the pavements on those chilly and long winter mornings.

These soft as butter, warm as toast tights have a built-in skirt that just so sweetly covers all the right spots. Designed with a slight boot-cut on the bottom for fashion and comfort, the ToughGirl can be worn on the trails or at your favorite night club. The fabric and tailored-fit design is so flattering that those sweat pants from high school gym class will immediately be buried in the snow!

Pockets in contrasting colors are located high on the hips, hidden under the skirt, adding convenience to fashion. Stash a couple gels, car keys, business cards, or lip gloss for those extra-long runs.

Order now because this ground-breaking winter running skirt will sell-out fast, leaving ‘em begging for the snow to fall again soon!

You have got to be kidding me. This wins, hands-down, the frayedlaces award for "best marketing to trophy wife woggers". I can't believe I have finally found my solution to the problem of what to wear when I go straight from the trail to the nightclub! Thank you, ToughGirl!